I will here provide iron-clad and irrefutable instruction on how to make someone fall in love with you, all in six easy steps. Step 1: Stalk them. Everyone likes to be stalked; it’s flattering. If you’re a pansy, you might settle for Facebook stalking, but real-life stalking is the most effective way to go if you […]

By Trevor Antley. Women are like deer. Not like dainty, bambi-ish deer eating grass in a meadow with their Disney best friends, but like scared, paranoid, ready-to-hoof-your-eyes-out deer waiting for a hunter to shoot them in their deer faces. Allow me to explain. If you run up to a girl screaming and flailing your arms, the […]

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, you can throw most of the rules about dating and courtship out the window. But fortunately there are still some clear do’s and do-not’s, and below are some useful tips that may help your romantic life survive the growing hordes of undead that want to munch on your […]

Summer is douchebag season, and it’s a fact of life that chicks dig douchebags. The reasons why don’t matter. What does matter is that, if you want chicks to dig you, then you need to start acting like a douchebag too. Below are some helpful tips to get you started. 1. Shirts. Ranked gay to […]