If you are alive and live in the United States of ‘Murica, then you have probably sent a text from a phone at some point in your life. This form of communication has been around for about decade now, yet people are still having trouble with it. (If you don’t text people, then you can […]

I will here provide iron-clad and irrefutable instruction on how to make someone fall in love with you, all in six easy steps. Step 1: Stalk them. Everyone likes to be stalked; it’s flattering. If you’re a pansy, you might settle for Facebook stalking, but real-life stalking is the most effective way to go if you […]

The reader should be warned that the content of this article is going to be very blunt, and the guilty taketh the truth to be hard. With that in mind, let us begin. To understand the friend zone, a person must first understand it in the most basic of terms. And this is it: the friend […]

By Trevor Antley. Women are like deer. Not like dainty, bambi-ish deer eating grass in a meadow with their Disney best friends, but like scared, paranoid, ready-to-hoof-your-eyes-out deer waiting for a hunter to shoot them in their deer faces. Allow me to explain. If you run up to a girl screaming and flailing your arms, the […]

By Taylor Berhow. Folks, the countdown to The Greatest Summer of All Time! has begun. And this is going to be The Greatest Summer Ever!!!!!—am I right? Summer 2012. No regrets. The moment that first warm day arrives, my fashionably intelligent mind subconsciously begins formulating ideas that it knows, when compiled, will result in the […]

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, you can throw most of the rules about dating and courtship out the window. But fortunately there are still some clear do’s and do-not’s, and below are some useful tips that may help your romantic life survive the growing hordes of undead that want to munch on your […]

Summer is douchebag season, and it’s a fact of life that chicks dig douchebags. The reasons why don’t matter. What does matter is that, if you want chicks to dig you, then you need to start acting like a douchebag too. Below are some helpful tips to get you started. 1. Shirts. Ranked gay to […]